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Tuesday 5 July 2011

Well durr!

Yesterday I went into the health food shop to see if I could find anything that might help me to get to sleep. I found this:





Much to my delight, last night when I went to make up a brew and read the instructions, I discovered this helpful health warning:



I genuinely laughed out loud, what use is sleepy tea if it doesn’t make you drowsy?!

Incidentally, it didn’t cause drowsiness hence why I’m writing this post at 12:23am *rolls eyes in despair*

4 comments:

  1. Stupid tea!! Did you use one teabag or two? Perhaps you should try two and see if that does anything? Course, it's sucky herbal crap, so it probably does nothing regardless of how many teabags you add to the cup!!

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  2. The last time I took medicinal tea, I pooped. A lot.

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  3. It didn't do that either! I'm giving up on stupid herbs and going back to my usual remedy of banging my head against the wall until I knock myself unconscious!

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  4. I've heard that headstands (ie yoga style) can help with insomnia. Or maybe it's headaches (either way, if the banging the head against the wall is your method, headstands might be a good idea).

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